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pister clean

a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.
My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean
by :(mynoduesp ro) eman ruoY December 15, 2008
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nipping clean

When you have passed a stool and nipped it off cleanly, there is almost no need for toilet paper.
I've been for a pool and hardly had to wipe my bum as it was nipping clean.
by Sun gold July 27, 2017
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Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
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Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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pledge pipe cleaning

A new hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.

The sister sorority’s pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food. Afterwards they take laxatives. Then, they go outside and play volleyball or something else for a while to get absolutely drenched in sweat and develop really bad swamp ass. This is the preparation phase.

Next, the sister pledges are made to get on their hands and knees in a doggystyle position and the brother fraternity’s pledges are made to get behind them and stick their tongues deep into the assholes of the sisters. The boys are now the pipe cleaners. The sister pledges are supposed to ride their tongues in and out of their assholes using it like a pipe cleaner. Usually this is made to last at least 10-15 minutes. During this, the girls must try to fart as many times as possible. At the end of it, the girls with the 5 fewest number of farts must then become pipe cleaners for the girls with the 5 highest number of farts. So this produces the incentive to not lose.

Rules: Under NO circumstances is a frat pledge allowed to pull his tongue out of the girl’s asshole until he is told that the time is up. He could be subject to restarting AND being made to do it 2 or 3 times if he does.

There are no restrictions on how many times a sorority pledge can fart or how aggressive they are allowed to ride the tongue of the frat pledge. While shitting is not allowed, sharting is to be expected due to the laxatives.
I heard John went though the pledge pipe cleaning yesterday. He told me he can’t get the taste out of his mouth no matter what he does!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 27, 2022
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Bitch, clean my fish

What you say when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching.
Woman: "Did you run to the store like I asked you to? And did you do your dishes?"

You: "Bitch, clean my fish!"
by BCMF, Inc. June 11, 2011
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Cleancut

When you take a shit and when you wipe there no mess
Anna: jeeh Julie that was a quick shit

Julie: ye it was a cleancut
by Ben dash May 28, 2018
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