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pee butt

a morning-after condition caused by heavy drinking marked by uncontrollable, urgent, extremely watery fecal discharge that it is essentially fluid upon exiting your body. occurs primarily after drinking dark liquors such as whiskey or inordinate amounts of beer.
Megan couldn't help herself at the open bar, she drank way too much whiskey. This morning she is paying for it with a bad case of pee butt.
by Foxy P. Intoxy June 9, 2011
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butt huffer

One who smells butt. Or one who kisses up to someone for favors.
He is a real butt huffer.
by jimmy staycox July 27, 2003
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butt pee

Liquid emitted from the anus, such as after receiving an enema.
"Ivy's pants were soaked with butt pee after her anal cleansing."
by pr0nographer March 8, 2010
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butt ring

The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
by jeffbo March 27, 2009
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butt sneeze

a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo

A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.

Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.

The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:

"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
ass: pfffffffffpsssssssssBOOM!
you: oh shit, I just had a butt sneeze
by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005
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butt brain

a butt brain is a person that has shit for brains.
Jimmy is such a butt brain.
by nicole March 8, 2004
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butt plug

It's a crying shame no shampoo bottles are butt plug shaped.
by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005
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