by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
by Ceasze August 5, 2020

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
