boat-skiis

anything that is outrageously awesome or otherwise cool

dude that was so boat-skiis

by turp June 28, 2010

Boat Gap

the space that highway patrols puts between cars when on the freeway to slow cars down and reduce traffic. the gap is so big you can put a boat in it.

This traffic on the highway is screwed. It definitely could use a boat gap.

by t14u September 8, 2011

Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.

'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'

by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012

boat rower

an exercise used as an alternate to the prone row during the preparation drills. or if you dont know the name to an exercise you make up your own shit

the boat rower is used to increase your tollerence for bullshit

by sgl December 6, 2012

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Boatitude

The obnoxious attitude related to boats, often invoked by those who believe they own boats when if fact they do not.

Mark: Did you see how Anne took charge of the boat like she owns the place?
Kyle: Tell me about it. Bitch has got some serious boatitude going on right now.

by beachchairbitchez June 19, 2013

boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014