bastardpons

Bastardpons is the best albanian tiktoker!She is very intelligent and her accound talks about racism, homophobia and sometimes she makes comedy videos

Oh look thats bastardpons! i love her

by jssjjsjshshshwiaia July 7, 2021

bastardized

The action of turning someone into a bastard. Usually involving murder or other form of homicide.

That girl used to call him daddy so I bastardized her!

by Facts Machine August 22, 2023

Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

Boastard

An individual who boasts too much. A person who keeps boasting illogically.

'Don't believe him. He is a Boastard'

by Linus01 October 31, 2012

Bashtard

A person who is adept in the Bourne-again shell and bash scripting language.

Hey, I rewrote your oneliner to save you 2 piped processes and 40 characters. I can't help it. I'm an Old Dirty Bashtard.

by NotThatBruno March 4, 2015

Bastarf

A french bagel

Lewis Brodie had a bastarf for breakfast!

by Dirty Menz April 19, 2020