Words written on the back of pants, across the butt. Often the choice of sexually indiscriminate women.
by patchgrabber January 25, 2010
Get the Butt wordsmug. The term "Butt Smegma" dates back a few hundred years. Butt Smegma is a cheesy-like curd that gathers between butt cheeks, where light cannot gather. It can be caused by hostile gases in a confined area, old lunch and moist hair. Even bad news has been found to cause Butt Smegma. This moist layer of tangible smell is salty to the taste and is not latex based. It cannot be washed off. It must be mechanically removed by a scraping action, such as the edge of a new credit card, driver's license or well cared-for front teeth.
Randy told Kelly that the spot at the lower rear of his trousers looked like (say it with me) "Butt Smegma".
by First Bigboi September 17, 2005
Get the Butt Smegmamug. Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
by jeffbo March 27, 2009
Get the butt ringmug. by pr0nographer March 8, 2010
Get the butt peemug. a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005
Get the butt sneezemug. by nicole March 8, 2004
Get the butt brainmug. All I want for Christmas.
by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005
Get the butt plugmug.