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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
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SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
by Dembk June 6, 2024
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Fat Johnson

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Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong
by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
by solarityiscool June 11, 2024
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.
Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.
by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024
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Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.
Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!
by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024
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