crayzie ass shit man

Anything extremely unusual.

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.

by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal

bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"

by impman lorenz June 18, 2011

Quantam Shit

When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.

Dude 1 : Man you never called me back

Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.

by LOLQUANTAM July 6, 2011