He-bitch

An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes

GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.

Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.

by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

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"no bitches" meme

This meme contains a photo of mega mind from the movie mega mind looking sad with the question of "no bitches?". This has been used as a insult online.

Guy 1#: you look ugly as fuck.
Guy 2 #: "no bitches?".
Guy 1#: I lost this argument

"No bitches" meme

by A walking talking virgin June 05, 2022

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yo bitch

by Glarfe April 25, 2022

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Bitch Snorkel

When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.

"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."

by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ February 14, 2016

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bitch bucket

A helmet that is used exclusively for when people (usually females) "ride bitch" on your motorcycle. Usually an old or accident damaged helmet.

Yo dude, have you got your bitch bucket with you? There's this chick who totally wants to ride home with me!

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I had a crash and now I have to replace my helmet, but on the bright side I have a new bitch bucket!

by VXRU5 February 06, 2023

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