Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.

I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.

by brooketastic February 3, 2018

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise. It was first coined by revolutionary Brandon Lawson from the Bay Area in a group message with Enoch Montes and Benny on twitter in the Fall of 2017. Brandon had typed in the words randomly to express his surprise when Enoch brought it up that the phrase was of use.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

shit feeder

A person or people who feed you shit. Shit would be anything other than the truth including negative opinions or obstruction of natural attractive occurrences.

He kept telling me this nonsense about Angela that I knew was untrue. His friends past on the message to substantiate the untruth. When all was said and done it turned out he was nothing but a shit feeder. Feeding everybody shit for his wicked ways.

by 8jacomari8 February 4, 2018

Shit Flip

A shit flip occurs when a man falls asleep. A woman pulls down

the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.

My man was very surprised this morning when I decided to give him the ol' shit flip.

by David143 February 5, 2018

Shit

The brown stuff that comes outa ya ass.

Dude did you take a *SHIT* Today?

by SHITTELLERRR February 8, 2018

Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.

That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.

by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018