The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual act where the male places a 45 rpm record around the base of the penis, where it stays during the entire duration of coitus. This is sometimes done with a rare or valuable record as a form of gambling, where the record is at a high risk of damage in exchange for praise online by other Flop extremists. As of late, a small community of Doo-Wop Flop extremists possess the philosophy that there is no risk to engaging in "The Flop", as they believe that, in the event of the record ending up covered in bodily excretions, the fluids in effect act as a form of noise reduction and audio-enhancement towards particularly poorer-graded records on the commonly used Goldmine Grading Scale. This is a sexual spin-off of the customary "wet playing" practice that was popularized in the 1970's, where various liquids are used to reduce static and surface noise by lubricating the stylus and displacing dirt. However, this bastardization employs an added endorphin rush of having to quickly play said record before the fluids dry up, and inevitably render the record unplayable and worthless. This subsect of the community is generally despised and shamed by traditional "Flopists", who value "The Flop" as a sanctified ritual, where the record's well-being should be held in higher regards than the act itself.
John: Hey Mike, have you ever tried doing the Doo-Wop Flop with your woman?
Mike: Yes, John. I actually take it a step further by adding the extra excitement by using my prized records, especially the ones that have more surface noise than normal. Last time me and Emma tried it, I slid my prized 45 rpm copy of "Give me Another Chance" by the Sheiks on the coveted "Ef-n-De" label off of my wiener once we were done, and to my surprise the fluids made it sound even better! I didn't even clean it afterwords. I actually underwent the whole ordeal with the intentions of completely ruining the record because I have some strange self-destructive complex and want to render valuable items near worthless. All in all, the disc is ruined now because I placed it directly back into the paper sleeve after playback and it's completely crusted over. I just love to deface precious artifacts for some reason.
John: Wow, I guess you are one of those Doo-Wop Flop extremists. I think I need to go home and process this tragedy with some shots of Brandy.
Mike: Yes, John. I actually take it a step further by adding the extra excitement by using my prized records, especially the ones that have more surface noise than normal. Last time me and Emma tried it, I slid my prized 45 rpm copy of "Give me Another Chance" by the Sheiks on the coveted "Ef-n-De" label off of my wiener once we were done, and to my surprise the fluids made it sound even better! I didn't even clean it afterwords. I actually underwent the whole ordeal with the intentions of completely ruining the record because I have some strange self-destructive complex and want to render valuable items near worthless. All in all, the disc is ruined now because I placed it directly back into the paper sleeve after playback and it's completely crusted over. I just love to deface precious artifacts for some reason.
John: Wow, I guess you are one of those Doo-Wop Flop extremists. I think I need to go home and process this tragedy with some shots of Brandy.
by muddyford57 September 26, 2025
Get the Doo-Wop Flop Extremist mug.Fifi and the Flowertots is a British pre-school children’s animated television series created by Keith Chapman (who also created the Bob the Builder series) that ran from 2 May 2005 to 5 July 2010.
The series was officially announced as Fifi and the Flowertots on 18 March 2004, being greenlit by broadcasters Five and Nick Jr., and would simultaneously premiere on both channels in Spring 2005.
by SMPrice80 November 15, 2025
Get the Fifi and the Flowertots mug.A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
by R Fizzle November 16, 2025
Get the Root Beer Float mug.Is a offshoot of fIoofs and floofcels found by novolol but he now no long friends with middnightly and other members.
by KOASRDND December 5, 2025
Get the Tempel Ov Floofs mug.Born to be down
I've learned all my lessons before now
Born to be down
I think you'll get used to it
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
Born to be down
I think that I've said this before now
Born to be down
What good is confidence?
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
I've learned all my lessons before now
Born to be down
I think you'll get used to it
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
Born to be down
I think that I've said this before now
Born to be down
What good is confidence?
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you don't
And you learn to accept it, you know it's pathetic
And you don't
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you don't
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
Bound For the Floor
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you don't
And you learn to accept it, you know it's pathetic
And you don't
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you don't
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you don't
Bound For the Floor
by WorseThanHitler December 17, 2025
Get the Bound For the Floor mug.The Flip Flop Flipperswitch is when you take a pair of Flip flops from a girl (or boy) who was previously wearing them, insert them analy and ass fuck yourself with them until you can cum all over them. You then give them to an unsuspecting person, switching the Flip flops you just had in your ass and covered in cum, and taking their Flip flops and repeating the steps until satisfied.
by Flipperswitchman December 29, 2025
Get the The Flip Flop Flipperswitch mug.To wait something out while having as little impact on society, economy and the universe as possible.
by anonymous January 10, 2026
Get the Hug The Floor mug.