Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Spring in your step

If you walk with or have a spring in your step, you walk energetically in a way that shows you are feeling happy and confident:

I see that every time you meet Susie you have spring in your step.

by byKirata July 23, 2023

your getting me there

Somebody getting you mad/irritated they’re getting you there

Heyyy
Huh
Hey?
Huh

Bro your getting me there

by Msgunemdown July 25, 2023

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

Lay Your Hands On Me

They say that to be able to free your body
You gotta free your mind
So come on
Check this out
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Come on!
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we've made are meant for breaking
What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need, whoa-whoa
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Now listen up!
I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school, oh baby, I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down
Everything you want is what I need
Your satisfaction is, um... guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free, no-oh-oh
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, yeah
Now, now, now baby
Don't you know I only aim to please?
If you want me to lay my hands on you
What you gotta do is

(Lay your hands on me), lay 'em on me
(Lay your hands on me), come on, come on, come on
(Lay your hands on me), everybody's gonna help me now
, I can feel the people sing
(Lay your hands on me), I can feel my heart sing
(Lay your hands on me), if you wanna lay them on, baby, come on now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me (If you want me to)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (All you got to do), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me
And remember (Lay your hands on me)
Well, move it on (Lay your hands on me)
Oh, turn around now (Lay your hands on me)
Lay, lay, lay, yeah (Lay your hands on me)
(Lay your hands on me)
Lay your hands on me

by Death Menace July 30, 2023