Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT
by LiteralCancer2.0 March 21, 2018
When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021
"Bob's welding was awful, he really doesn't know what he's doing."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."
by ManateeSteve January 22, 2023
If something is "yusof shit" it is Homosexual ,Cancer or Aids. Pretty much not fun,good or enjoyable.
by Ya Boi GentleBob April 5, 2020
Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.
Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014
An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
by awkboi January 16, 2022