no my gosh

what you say when your dance teacher tells you to run it from the top for the 50th time after 2 hours of rehearsal and 3 hours of rigorous studying

"no my gosh i need to sleep before i lmao yeet myself off a cliff

by horsehead123 March 6, 2019

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019

Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.

Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!

by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019

Don't Trash My Beach

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"

Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."

by Goddessamani March 13, 2019

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex

I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019