Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.

Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker

by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026

Aussie Wanker

When she lies under your bed and reaches up and and wanks you off

She gave me an Aussie wanker last night

by Aussie wanker March 18, 2026

Group Wander

When we go for a hike for Insight Outside, and it's encouraged to not copy other's paths but then yelled at for getting too far apart

Big Money: "Ballright guys it's gonna be a Group Wander"
Us: "Can we at least go to sheetz after?"
Big Munee: "Wait- are you group a or b?"
Us: "Group a"
Big Munni: "Babsolutely not"

by carl smooooooooooooooooooooove February 25, 2025

Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.

Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo”

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.

by Pican September 16, 2025