dousche waffle 

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

dousche waffle by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

Blue Waffle 

An insult to guys, saying he has "blue balls" or basically no balls.

Oh, that guy! He is such a blue waffle!

Blue Waffle by InsideGirl May 14, 2011

Belgian Waffle 

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!

Belgian Waffle by JGTLBB February 11, 2014

Scuz Waffle 

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.

"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."

Scuz Waffle by KevoB April 21, 2009

Dusty waffle 

The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3

What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.

Dusty waffle by Youurbiggestfan June 30, 2011

dry waffle

It is when you penetrate a girl and it is not wet.

Steve: Bro! I just penetrated and she was like a dry waffle.

Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch.

dry waffle by RealNiggaHoursGlock September 19, 2016

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

blue waffle crunch by BGwhskey July 2, 2017