Jinx the Janx 

If you have some janx and you jinx it, it is called jinxing the janx. this basically can apply to anything that you want cuz it sounds cool

Person 1: yo nigga wasup? what u doin?
Person 2: nothin much bro, im just jinxin the janx.
Person 1: slap my fro! thats crazy shit bro. way to jinx the janx.

Jinx the Janx by jinxer of the janx June 1, 2009

why Hitler killed the jews 

Because they are their oreos without milk.

eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?

why Hitler killed the jews by Lalalstan November 15, 2016

Im the juggernaut bitch! 

To kill the juggernaut and become it and totally Pwn the noobs!!!

Play halo 2 and create a game called Juggernaut. It would be best for you to be the juggernaut so that when you get a kill you can say " I just pwn3d you cuz Im the juggernaut bitch!".

Im the juggernaut bitch! by Douglas Paquin August 5, 2007

hide the nazi in the jew cave 

Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide

"Baby, can I play hide the Nazi in the Jew cave?"

hide the nazi in the jew cave by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008

The Jimmy Fest 

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!

"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"

The Jimmy Fest by Bucko123 October 7, 2012

What the Jesus Christ man?! 

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

What the Jesus Christ man?! by Rustee John April 19, 2008

Harley Quinn and the Joker 

The best fictional lovers of all crime.

Harley Quinn and the Joker are Mad Lovers.

Harley Quinn and the Joker by The Unknown Craftsman January 15, 2018