Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.
look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.
by l3eck93 April 5, 2010
Get the Dick lean mug.The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.
Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."
by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016
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Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
by UncleHappy December 2, 2009
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by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!
Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!
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