Ball so Hard University 

To be awesome at balling, i.e. to be awesome, chill, fly, etc.

Made famous by Terell Suggs of the Baltimore Ravens, when he introduced his alma matter as "Ball So hard university" on Monday Night Football vs the Steelers

"Sizzle. Ball So Hard University"

Ball so Hard University by the real shwin shady December 16, 2011

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail 

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail by debra February 13, 2005

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma 

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory 

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011

chile anyways so 

a phrase Nicki Minaj replied with ( “child, anyways so”) when someone complemented her buzzums on an instagram live. it is also used by a fairly wide range of Gen-Z teens because NICKI MINAJ IS QUEEN. 😇💕
(pronounced “ch-ay-el” “en-ee-way-ees” “so”)

“big b00bs? um.. chile anyways so..” -Nicki Minaj

chile anyways so by nickiminjajajaj January 2, 2021

take so long 

to take so long means to spend a lot of time to do something.

in a shoe-shop

customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeeper: let me see, wait a minute.
(15 minutes later and the shopkeeper hasn't come back)
(the customer say to the manager of the shoe-shop)
customer: io, the shopkeeper take so long to bring a pair of shoes.

take so long by SmP. October 27, 2007

oh so fine 

Extremely beautiful or good looking.

That girl who is bending over is oh so fine.

oh so fine by Pretty Boy1983 February 19, 2011