smarterchild

a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude.

2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says:
sop
- SmarterChild - says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Jenn says:
i said sop, not sup
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, maybe I said sop not sup too.
(b)Jenny says:
is the world flat?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you think the world flat is?

an example of RUDE.
SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Jennay says:
you are so rude
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I like being rude.
Jennay says:
do you like being rude?
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess I don't like it. Do you like it?
Jennay says:
i love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Me too!

by jennn April 19, 2006

Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016

Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"

by Droobilicious August 21, 2013

Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.

That boy is so smartacles.

by The Best In The World.com May 10, 2010

Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

Smartbomb

A grenade or a fat chick that goes to party just to attempt to hookup or dance with someone because they cant get any normally.

I know there was so many smartbombs there, it was gross!

by cpblast811 March 13, 2011

smartzy

SMART +LAZY

THE DUDE IS SMARTZY

by Choi November 3, 2013