toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking

damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!

by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.

Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”

by Rufio171 February 22, 2018

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 18, 2024

Paper-Thin Disguises

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.

Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021

Paper Wasp

A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.

Hey Justin your dad got killed by a paper wasp.

by Berry Mycockiner May 12, 2022

Paper Wasp

A small piece of paper folded to be sharp on two sides to be flung or flicked at your friends or your enemies.

GOD DAMNIT! BASTARD FLICKED ANOTHER PAPER WASP AT ME!

by TheCaliforniaPepper February 22, 2023

paper chin

The act of being an absolute bafoon and an idiot or a dumbass whore who has no life and should just end it now.

Kevin was over there trying to pull the nails out of that board without a hammer what a paper chin

by Mike hocks hard April 16, 2021