joke-a-paper 

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.

A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.

joke-a-paper by Circus Room January 1, 2012

backpack toilet paper 

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

backpack toilet paper by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

Reading the Paper by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

eat her wipe paper 

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

eat her wipe paper by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

git dat paper

to make money

aye im boutta git dat paper this friday

git dat paper by the halfricann September 5, 2016

git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."

I live to git dat paper.

git dat paper by CockLord6969 September 3, 2016

fresh toilet paper 

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

fresh toilet paper by Joven diosa June 18, 2017