Matt

A homosexual

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"

by Johnathan_Appleman January 16, 2024

Matt

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.

Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH

by ZipperZap December 25, 2021

Matt

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt

Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt

by I’m on here because I’m bored June 11, 2021

Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019

Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.

I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.

by MATT_FTW November 22, 2021

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 08, 2023

matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading

matt has a dig bick

by its big boy November 08, 2019