Cum lord

Fucking ME

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me

by Cum lord69420 July 2, 2022

The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024

Sesh Lord

Normal people merely adopt the sesh. A Sesh Lord is on who is born in it and moulder by it.

Commonly bred in or around Normanton.

Did you see that Sesh Lord in the Student’s Union last night?

by Scranyamom March 19, 2021

gank lord

When someone smells, acts stupid, and dresses weird, they are lord gank.

Yooo, did you see him, he’s the gank lord.

by bdbdjdjjdiske June 8, 2021

Lord Firealarm

One of the higher ranking officials for King Chlamydia in Producer Kingdom

Tyrone: Yo you see Lord Firealarm dropped?
Charlie: Yeah no way he did.

by Emperor Unc August 28, 2025

lord

someone who takes there job WAY to seriously

"omg that teacher is such a lord!"

"yeah he told me off for having my hair down when i was just re doing it!"

by mikayla0888 June 6, 2023