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bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
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Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024
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Jerk

When its jerk you just know yzm. And when it's not jerk then well....
Eg 1: "Yo dah gyal deh Jerk yf " (Yo that girl is fine af)

"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)

Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)

"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)

Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)

Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
by Blacboyjb21 July 18, 2025
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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
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