Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative. He has a 50 inch mega cock and girls for miles wanna get with him but he’s too much of a memer to be with them.
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
Get the Jason mug.Jason is a very nice and smart guy with a ledge over many people, he is very loyal and has one girlfriend and will do anything for her, he is an alpha male with an amazing personality.We all love Jason and he is extremely funny.
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Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America
Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right
Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact
Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back
The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain
A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds
A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one
Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America
Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right
Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact
Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back
The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain
A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds
A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one
Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Girl 1: Who is that ASSHOLE? He's so blunt and direct. It's very jarring. And he's being deliberately rude!
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
by DeplorableNo1 December 12, 2021
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Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.
Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.
by Amia Mizudori December 22, 2021
Get the Jason mug.Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
by _;) December 26, 2021
Get the Jason Cibrin mug.Jason... just to say your name is poetry. Your so loyal and loving and it makes me want all of you. But then again, just knowing your happy and just being able to see you when you come over is good enough. I know u dnt really know how I feel but... I do love you. Jason's are mysterious, they make you feel so delirious. Thts all I got lol 😆! I love how u love my kid and thought of him, I love how u somehow there when his fathers being an asshole, I love the facts that u make me get butterflies 🦋 in the best kind of way. Sometimes it be so enduring that I want to jump your bones lol. My emotions for you just wanted to explode and u taught me how to hold that shit in, instead of taking advantage and that's some real nigga type shit. Jason is a man, that I want in my life, Jason is someone I don't want to let go, but if I have to I will, b.c I love him that much. He brings real tears to my eyes when I'm alone thinking and longing for him( no creepy type of vibe lol) if his son doesn't like me idc b.c I love him too lol. I may be stern with him sometimes but it's b.c I want him to look at me as someone to respect and nothing less. But I always loved him since he was a little kid! Go Jason Go! #jasina #July,August,September,October,November...
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by Jason.J December 28, 2021
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