cry of a trapped turd

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete
Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.
by Brian Wilhelm October 22, 2007
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venus butt trap

when an individual (male or female) is getting their salad tossed (fellatio of the anus area), at a particular moment when the party getting their salad tossed feels that the salad tosser is particularly all up in there, the party getting their salad tossed pushes back and clenches while exclaiming (playfully), "Got your nose!"
Gary: why is your wife such a brown nose?

Bill: ya she's a real freak, she loves the venus butt trap.
by gotyournose123 May 29, 2010
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Chinese PeePee Trap

When you take foreskin from an erect penis and wrap in around another penis so you become connected to the other person
Me and Kevin got curious so we tried a Chinese PeePee Trap and become connected
by Tubby2tits69 July 02, 2018
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trap nation fart

music to everyones ears. if you're feeling down, put trap nation fart on in the background and your spirits will soon rise
"ayo bro i'm feeling so down rn"
"ah bro have you tried listening to trap nation fart?"
by pel the destroyer December 25, 2021
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Waist Trap Tucker

One who conceals his boner by doubling up his underwear waistband or sometimes even wearing two pairs in order to trap the tumescent trunk. Thus allowing said deviant the ability to roam the streets without arousing suspicion or exposing his desire to tame the beast.
Photographer: 'OK I think we got the shot, girls. Let's break for 10 minutes while I reload. Hot! Hot! Hot!'

Ballerina 1: "Francesca, I swear that pervert has a sock in his pants or something. Ewww. He kept hiding it behind his tripod"

Ballerina 2: "For sure. Like, he must be a 'Waist Trap Tucker' or something. Gross."
by White Walker January 18, 2013
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trap queen

A female who gets pregnant against the mans wishes, and in many cases without his knowledge.
She told him the medicine she got from Dr Shittyact were the type that don't work for two weeks but he forgot to tell her at the time. .lol, she's the trap queen.
by where is my steak April 06, 2015
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speed trap

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.
Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
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