by Dhuron November 23, 2017
Get the Hipster mug.At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.
In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.
In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.
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Someone who acts different (or at least outside the hipster subgroup, because they obviously all act the same), but only for the purpose of being different.
"I don't have a beard, only hipsters have beards. I have a type of mustache that was only popular in the 1963 gay scene of a small mountain village near Buenos Aires. You probably never heard of it." (A Hipster, probably)
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that hipster paul over their is preaching to the masses of how we should feed the world when we have poor people in our own backyard starving half to death
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Niki's such a hipster - she pretends to be an art history buff but she can't name any painters beside Van Gogh.
Zack comes off as loving art, but in reality he doesn't care about it at all and is just pretending to pick-up chicks.
Zack comes off as loving art, but in reality he doesn't care about it at all and is just pretending to pick-up chicks.
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