fresh fruit

A sarcastic and witty gay.

"They have fresh fruit at the continental breakfast, wake up!"
"Bitch, I am fresh fruit!"

by E.N. See June 29, 2017

Grape Fruited

The act of pouring grape fruit juice in a man’s large eurethera.

I have chick flick cancer because Debbie grape fruited me last night.

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

fruit loop

to fuck someone

oaah i want to fruit loop him soo bad!

by Chels-ii-kuuh! August 24, 2008

fruitbat

Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.

You are walking down the street and you see some guys hitting fruit with a bat. You would say "They are playing Fruitbat, i'd better stay away from them"......

by Max Haggard May 16, 2007

Fruit-dipping

The act of one's shoving their genitalia into a Dole's Fruit Bowl, in order to use it's all-natural fruit juices as a type of lubrication. Evidently, the fruity acids are likely to injure said genitalia.

Girl: Hey, I bought a package of Dole's Fruit Bowls for tonight's mixer. Do you think anyone would be interested in fruit-dipping with me?

Boy: *thousand-yard stare*

by RussianWarlock January 13, 2011

Fruit Cup

A sex act pertaining of preferably 3-4 people where the contents of a fruit cup or fruit cocktail is put into another anal cavity, the other participant then packs it in, the next step is sharing the cocktail, by taking turns, eating the farted out fruit, Ass to Mouth.

Bob:Hey man you goin' out tonight
Joe:Nope Janey is kinky tonight
Bob:Howa bout i join, you know the little fruit cup *wink wink*
Joe:yeah why not? we need another person.
Janey:Im not being the cup.

by jellyDnut April 28, 2011

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005