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Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you
I think he suffers from Blake disease
by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019
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Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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The IG Disease

Originated from the song “Clout” by Offset featuring Cardi B

Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
Nah bro she def got the IG disease she always givin af about other peoples lives and opinions
by MrFlamin September 3, 2023
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dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
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Bagnasarian Disease

Where the anus becomes enlarged and inflamed, so enlarged and inflamed that it eventually encompasses the whole personality and being, in other words the individual turns into a complete asshole.
when you think about it, every person knows someone that has bagnasarian disease in their bloody life, unfortunately it can be contagious.
by asvpHoy3 July 3, 2014
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Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.
Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!
by Brandon Zheng April 26, 2011
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