magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

Dirt person

A person of disgusting and foul nature not to be respected

Larry is such a dirt person we shouldn't hangout with him anymore

by Mtg187 October 21, 2022

Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.

Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....

by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018

Dirt Picker

idk what it means. probably doesn’t have one. sounds racist as fuck though

person 1 : hey uh...you dirt picker
person 2: uh what does that mean
person 1: i don’t know actually
person 2: oh sounds like a racial slur
person

by dreamstanballsniffer March 31, 2021

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

Dirt

Dirt is the meanest person ever because he accused me of calling him the n word and i’m really really upset about it

dirt if your seeing this ily really

by xavierhasapisskink January 19, 2022