Hillbilly Condo

Hillbilly Condo is where money is king. The Board goes for the cheapest solution in everything.

The Board replaced outside plants with plastic flowers. So Hillbilly Condo!

by SeaCrone October 12, 2025

Bohemian Condom

Pulling out

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…

by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.

I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.

by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026

snug fit condom

1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.

2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.

1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.

2. Girl - "what's wrong?"

Guy - "the condom slipped off"

Girl - "how did that happened?"

Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

A la Concordia

When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.

She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...

by Alumnut November 1, 2015