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Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.
"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"
by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
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clourfoffel

"You know how we can solve this clourfoffel? Split the money equally"
by UnicornLover404 September 8, 2025
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Colorado

Island gyal is Colorado on all fours
by Bop the bob December 15, 2025
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Colorado D.T

A freaky person who really, really likes seeing men kiss. Very much enjoys engaging in freaky acts.
Wow, there's Colorado D.T over there!
by alivelyskib December 15, 2025
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Colorado Curls

Ur gay friends sexy curls that get you groovin
I love those Colorado curls sm sm sm sm they get me dancin’
by Gargantuic peanut December 15, 2025
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Coloring

Teacher, may I go to the bathroom to do some coloring?”
by Ermes, the Thug of Tug December 18, 2025
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Colorado Cappuccino

When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.
She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!
by SassyPirate January 11, 2026
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