Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

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Carpathiest

A non-believer who would need a "mountain" of evidence before he would ever consider adopting a religion of any kind.

As a Carpathiest, I would need strong and solid proof of there being a Supreme Being and/or other spiritual-entity figures; all of da merely-superstition-based clap-trap dat da Bible-thumpers spout at me doesn't amount to a "hill of beans" in my mind.

by QuacksO April 4, 2024

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Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

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carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man

Dude I just carpet bombed the shit out of Jennifer.

by Sbobby January 3, 2025

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