1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"
2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"
3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"
2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"
3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"
by xerinnn December 16, 2007
Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.
by doolinism January 19, 2011
I have to go lay a grunt cake.
by Ohh lala October 03, 2007
Having sexual intercourse with someone
by DLitigator February 01, 2006
Thad: Hey I thought you were gonna be over to watch the game this after noon.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.
by Negronomics February 07, 2015
1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.
"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."
by Quentin Lancaster April 30, 2008
When a man takes a Warhead hard candy, and crushes it up to a liquid almost. That man then takes the sugar and rubs it all over the outside of a condom and recieves oral. This causes the womans mouth to scrunch up due to the extreme sourness of the candy and she begins to bite the males penis due to sourness. The male then takes Cake and rubs it on his penis so it will become sweet and the woman will let go.
John:" Dude, I will never listen to you again. I can't belive I actually gave a Jill a Sour Cake. It hurt like a bitch when she bit it."
Bob:" Hahahahahah you should try giving her a Spicy Cake, It feels so much better."
Bob:" Hahahahahah you should try giving her a Spicy Cake, It feels so much better."
by Cajik McDouche April 28, 2008