1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 26, 2021
by Adzybrah October 17, 2017
When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012