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Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up
Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012
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bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.
Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.
by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016
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Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.
Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.
by Notziad March 28, 2019
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beard drool

The pussy juice that is dripping off of a man with a beard.
I made her cum so hard while eating her pussy that I ended up with beard drool.
by DaJRizzle February 5, 2023
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splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!
Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!
by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
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nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.
John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.
by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017
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Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut
Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard
by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022
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