by Thot patrol August 23, 2017
Get the real thot hoursmug. by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020
Get the real life swagmug. After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.
Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
by aliberry August 15, 2023
Get the Real French crimemug. by AlwaysCorrecto October 6, 2019
Get the real shit, no remixmug. ... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
by BadRipley September 4, 2011
Get the Looking for real estatemug. That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".
by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019
Get the Real Winky Hoursmug. When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,
Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.
Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.
Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.
Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.
Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.
Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.
Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
Get the Roblox in Real Lifemug.