Zach

my boy Zach gets all the h0es. if you ever seen a girl crying about their boyfriend, its because their boyfriend isn't Zach. Zach is also the reason some men are gay and some lesbians became straight.

i focked 2 girls in one night, i feel like Zach

by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 February 13, 2023

Zach

Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.

Damn that guy Zach is funny as hell!

As annoying as Zach is, hes reliable and caring

by BIIIGPAPIII February 16, 2023

Zacharia

Zacharia is a boy with a small penis who is very ugly and is gay

The boys name is Zacharia

by Sussy Backa February 22, 2023

zachery cooper

a guy that is still mad in love with lydia even though they have both been stuck in the mud for many centuries

also sets the record for shortest relationship

dont be like zachery cooper

by jennaortegasideeye March 5, 2023

Zach Moored it

Completely fucked it up.

Zach Moored it; To really make a mess of something

"I Zach Moored that exam. My parents are going to kill me"

" You've really Zach Moored that job up, you're fired"

by Terrorian March 5, 2023

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

Zach

Zach is a one of a kind type of person. He never lets you down and is always by your side. He loves and cares for the people he talks to and always seems to put a smile on everyone’s face. But most of all he’s HIM! The one you don’t wanna lose!!

Zach is truly a blessed kid

by anonymous March 8, 2023