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Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019
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wineo

a random insult. pretty much meaning stupid or itiotic.
like my friends r wineos.
god matt is such a wineo!!!
by melrod August 30, 2005
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Windowlicker

A funny girl from Massachussetts who call the one she loves and cares for Windowlicker, because of her inability to remember all the nicknames of us dear friends.
That's my good friend, he/she's my windowlicker!
by richkid89 June 2, 2010
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Wingo

Originally applied to Halo, a "wingo" is the action of using the butt of a weapon, particularly a flag, to hit someone in the back of the head. It is now applied a number of games which allow the player to perform a similar attack. It is to be shouted at optimum volume after said action is undertaken. Use in conjuction with owned,pawned/pwned and clipped
*Approaches enemy from rear and strikes back of head*
WINGO!
by Aidan Kelly May 18, 2005
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Windows SP

The new operating system that is so secure that has plenty of new stuff. It has the games Choose a Number and SimMan. It will be downloadable soon on simspace.freewebsites.com. It is a powerpoint game. SP means SusPicious
Josh: Hey I got the cool new operating system called Windows SP!

Kevin: So, Windows 98 SE is still better!

Josh: No!
by aar2697 April 7, 2007
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windows

1. Plural for a piece of glace.
HOLLYWOOD LESSONS: IF A LARGE WINDOW IS IN VIEW, SOMEONE WILL BE THROWN THROUGH IT BEFORE 5 MINUTES PASS.

2. A program introduced by Bill Gates. Better than Dos. The only difference between any of the programs below the #100 is that they are more expensive. Same with those that are named oddly (like XP).

Can crash VERY frequently if you're not careful with it and don't go screwing around with Control Panel and the C:/ Drive.
by Unknown May 22, 2003
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window hopper

ugly hoes who hop in ur bedroom window, usualy at night because they are too damn ugly to use the front door and be seen in any light.
the window hoppers came in last night and let the whole crew smash!
by shane941 March 27, 2007
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