colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife March 17, 2018
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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 11, 2025
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cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017
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marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
by Unknown643567 December 03, 2017
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josie johnson

thats the ugly girl josie johnson
by urbanbois October 28, 2019
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josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.
by RNKILLER June 02, 2017
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