Salty Waffle

During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.

She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.

by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

by d February 15, 2004

Waffleu

The process of beating a person into a liquid, putting into a waffle iron to make a waffle, than eating.

I want to waffleu!

by WaffleLover7894 May 18, 2009

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

by icemft99 January 2, 2009

WAFFLE!

a word which when shouted, allows the user to rape someone without legal charges as specified by the waffle act, since this word gives you automatic consent. Now synonymous with the act of rapage itself.
Invented circa 2008 at the University of Warwick.

Rob: Did you know it's not rape if you shout out "SURPRISE!"
Dan: It works with WAFFLE! too y'no
Rob: Really?
Dan: Yeah, watch WAFFLE!
*they give unsecified girl a good raping*
Rob: That's brilliant mate

by Rob and Dan from Chem February 20, 2009

roffel waffle

Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle

I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast.

by Halo@sea July 2, 2005

Wafflehead

John Kerry

Who else?

^__^

John Kerry:"Terrorism is the same as prostitution and gambling...a minor nuisance"

by Okay, Mr. Wafflehead !!!! October 12, 2004