Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

writing things out

to write especially in a full and complete form

“I still like writing things out in longhand”

by Liltilo December 14, 2020

Leng thing

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a “ outnumbered ginger “ & the other a “ fat brown eyed boy “ must compete in a journey for “ queen leng thing “ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.

Don’t be a tommy or Patrick

Leng thing run !

by Bagsofcash January 20, 2021

3 things that go together

1. Doritos
2. Mountain Dew
3. Call of Duty

"MOM I NEED MORE DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW SO I CAN QUICKSCOPE AGAIN IN CALL OF DUTY! The 3 things that go together!"

by Largebrain February 3, 2021

Stranger things

The best Netflix show for people who like,gore,fear,etc

Person:Hey wanna watch Stranger things?
Other person: YES

by .bubblegum December 28, 2020

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021