Logan marshall

A very slender weird demear occasionally bathes with his cat only eats Kraft dinner he says that’s all his stomach can handle.

Quit being such a Logan marshall and eat your veggies

by Logan Marsha May 27, 2022

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Logan Shroyer

One of the best actors ever. Deserves so much recognition. He’s literally the goat

Logan Shroyer is too cool for school

by Pdrizzy September 9, 2020

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Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anuses, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan has dwarfism, and although his two legs are small his third leg is that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.

"logan" gives great head!

by Thefatandthefurious September 28, 2021

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Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

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