Horny Holiday

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.

Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"

by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021

Horny

Are you here for written porn or other ways of saying it because words get redundant over time? If it's the second one here's some words!!!

-hot and bothered
-aroused
-lustful
-libidinous
-lascivious
-turned on
-goatish
-lecherous
-randy
-satyric
-salacious

It wouldn't submit this for way too long because it said I didn't write "horny" in the example but I wrote "horny" like twice this website is stupid

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by Cringe username September 18, 2023

Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.

Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.

by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

Horny Hunters Hotties

A long, blonde haired male that is typically interested in primary school students. They seem to come across trans, but don't mess with the karate kid with diabetes, he will take offense!

Horny hunters hotties are amazing! Perfect age!

by NEZZIESCREATOR November 23, 2023

Drink Horny

The extreme need for any drink of any kind

Mike: Bro what's wrong with you
Tim: I'm so drink horny

by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024

horny on the 7

when you get horny towerds the end of the school day and you need to go home and nut

jeff: bruh you want to go to the club meeting.

david: nah I got horny on the 7

by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler January 8, 2020