Ass Twat 

Ass Twat

Someone who is a stupid asshole and a bit of a twat at the same time

"You cut your Finger with that knife you Ass Twat"

Ass Twat by Nosheen Richardson March 10, 2007

daft twat 

Synonym of silly cunt

- I've lost my wallet.
- You daft twat!

daft twat by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.

George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006

punchy twat 

1. The act of punching the twat of any species that has a twat.
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack

I was arrested for playing punchy twat at a nursing home last week.

punchy twat by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004

moldy twat 

A musty, moist, stank pussy badly in need of a few douches before ever getting fucked again.

Dude, so I was with Cathy the other night and I would've fucked her but she had such a moldy twat. I told her to douche with gasoline and a match so I could hit that.

moldy twat by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

biffy twat

A person with ultra massive hair. Often stands out from a distance and can be made to look worse with straightners or hair dye.

oi look over there at that biffy twat!

biffy twat by samuelk May 27, 2005

Lot Twat 

A promiscuous female that sucks the penis of dirty hippies all over the county. She often prides herself on being a part of "the family"; when in actuality she is only allowed to hover about because she be givin out that pussy to all dem graffiti artists.

Damn, not only was that chick Julie a real lot twat, but she also turned out to be a real nark-face.

Lot Twat by i stuck her too November 2, 2008