A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
Get the Toilet bowl talkermug. by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025
Get the TOILET TOILET WHO WANTS A TOILETmug. The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.
Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.
The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
by PeriodClot May 29, 2018
Get the Toilet Stewmug. by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
by High Society October 28, 2012
Get the Toilet Paper Ascotmug. A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.
Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."
Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
by jose748484 August 20, 2022
Get the Single Girl Toiletmug. When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
Get the Wet by the toiletmug.