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sneaky fat 

1.) the kind of fat where a persons body appears to be skinny, but they have fat that isnt visible until the body is naked. 2.) Every fat person's profile picture and you have to go through all their pictures because they take them all themselves from a top angle to hide how fat they really are, but somehow one manages to slip through that shows a whole body shot. 3.) similar to the "wonderbra effect", or stuffing of your pants.
1.) That bitch was sneaky fat man, had to lift up her roll just to dick it.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
sneaky fat by aybaybaywes July 12, 2012

sneak-a-toke 

1. Any stealthy way to smoke marajuana 2. Any device used as such. 3. The act of stealthily smoking marajana. 4. Any person well known for such smoking devices.

Similar to a McGuyver Smoker, in the exception that not all McGuyver Smoker devices are stealthy.
Old Man- "WHERE'S MY SNEAK-A-TOKE?!"
sneak-a-toke by Ol_man_Kenny October 27, 2011

Sneakerpuss 

Someone who is very sneaky. Sneakerpusses are nearly invisible, and they can be anyone..
You: God damn, that guy snuck up on me!

Friend: What a sneakerpuss!
Sneakerpuss by Michael Hunte September 13, 2011

Sneak Fucked

When someone jumps behind you and scares the crap out of you in a most vulgar manner, mostly thrusting their crotch at your behind. The attacker usually screams the words “Surprise Butt Sex”.
Girl - Holy crap Liz, Mike just sneak fucked me.
Sneak Fucked by the nig thumper September 30, 2011

Sneakalicious 

Derived from the word "Sneaky" and "Delicious". Having found or seen something delicious in a sneaky or hidden place.
Tom "Have you seen the noun?" Jerry "I think I saw it in here!" Tom "Awesome, that is soooo sneakalicious!"
Sneakalicious by nutm3g22 October 18, 2011

sneakapoke

the act of a man sneaking up on a female and poking them in the ass
that girl jus bent over, im going to sneakapoke
sneakapoke by goblins October 23, 2011