Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

Panicable

When a situation calls for panic, it would be considered panicable.

Brent- This Coronavirus is causing the stock market to plummet, people are starting to panic.

Misty- Well it is a pretty panicable situation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy February 28, 2020

Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!

by EpicGamerMoment420 March 15, 2020

Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

Panicovid

1.Widespread public alarm socially constructed by the media, people and authorities due to the outbreak of COVID-19. Occurs as there is a gap between people’s perceptions of Coronavirus disease and the facts of the disease.

2. The process of arousing concern and spreading fear about the Novel Coronavirus.

1. The panicovid leads people to hoard groceries.
2. The mental effects of this panicovid may outweigh the actual physical harms.

by Icoin March 18, 2020

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.

Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020