a purple finger is when your finger is up your ass for so long it goes purple from lack of blood flow. cause your a stupid fucking nigger.
person 1:"bro last night I fell asleep during a Fun activity and got a purple finger"
person 2:" damn bro you can use my finger instead"
person 2:" damn bro you can use my finger instead"
by Thick booiiii February 26, 2020

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste
*this can also apply to the sky
adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting
*this can also apply to the sky
adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting
by Jreefer October 4, 2008

I forgot I wasn't wearing panties, and accidentally provided a beaver shot, and he gazed at my purple butterfly wings!
by Rosie Quiver November 6, 2015

by what breh July 28, 2016

Yo my ass so broke but I hooked up the pad with mad shit g on less than your ghetto place.
Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!
Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!
by Anthony Congress November 14, 2016

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.
by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010

Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015
