Nazi

a word that twitter users who think the state should be allowed to take children away from their parents if they don't let them change their gender use against people they don't like. unsurprisingly, that's not what it actually means.

stonetoss is such a nazi for making a meme about how communism is bad!

by Byyiiissshhe March 5, 2024

Grammar Nazi

Just anyone that is fascist, and has the great idea to make some jew pie. Also they correct your grammar 24 hours a day and have no mercy on your feelings.

An English Teacher is a Grammar Nazi

by diSdoOTer February 27, 2019

Dishcloth nazi

Antisemitic white person culturally appropriating a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf

A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.

by Old Phardt May 10, 2024

Nazi Electroshock Therapy

Otherwise known as NET; the act of converting a Nazi and/or Neo-Nazi into a respectable member of modern society.

Had to perform Nazi Electroshock Therapy on Klaus last night; he said some racy stuff about my Jewish banker Clyde.

by FallenDanish October 31, 2017

House Nazi

A friend that always says "My house, my rules".

Friend 1. "No, these are my Cool Ranch Doritos, go out and buy your own."
Friend 2. "I'm not gonna drive my car to a Walmart to get chips just give me some."
Friend 1. "My house, my rules."
Friend 2. "Oh you fucking house nazi, I'm outta here. Pull that stick out of your ass will ya'!"

by Xioxwolf October 12, 2016

relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024