Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion

Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.

by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025

national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 9, 2023

Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.

Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.

by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025

jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020

Jerk

jerk: /jərk/ adjective: Someone who intentionally stops taking to Kari just to see how she will react and or how long they can keep it up just cause.

Miguel claimed that Kari was a jerk but as stated in the definition that is not possible for Kari to do.

by Californiapoppyeyes April 10, 2018

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017